There have been great suggestions for this. In fact I think they are so good we need to put it into our advertising stuff. It's a far better description of the congregation than any presumptions piece of prose. This is how it really is. So in that vain, why not have another look through the list and add to it so I can print it and put it into the welcome packs. There may be a group or two I've missed out or you have fresh suggestions for the songs. I'll just ass tem to the whole thing. And anyway, there isn't much else to do on a lazy wet Sunday afternoon...
Discussion Groups - Yakety Yak! (Coasters)
Newspaper headline chats - Good News Week (Hedge Hoppers Anonymous)
Midweek blethers - Poison (Alice Cooper) or Another One Bites the Dust (Queen)…"think about it!"
Worship - Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2)
Sunday School - School's out for Summer (Alice Cooper)
Community Project - C'mon Everybody! (Eddie Cochrane) (or Sex Pistols version(Cash from Chaos!))
Choir - Unchained Melody (Righteous Brothers) or Silence is Golden (Tremeloes) ………… :-) :-) :-) only kidding, honest!!!!
Meetings (Session, Board etc) - Never Let You Go. (New Kids on the
Block) or Never Again! (Happy Clappers) or Heaven Knows I'm Miserable
Now. (Smiths)
Big Sings - I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing. (New Seekers)
Quiz Nights - There are More Questions than Answers. (Johnny Nash)
Social Events - Mrs Robinson. (Simon & Garfunkel)
Lunch (regularly) - Food for Thought. (UB40) or Two Pints of Lager &
a Packet of Crisps. (Splodgeenessabounds)...Well maybe not!
Tea Bar - 'Right!' Said Fred. (Bernard Cribbins)
Boys' Brigade - Shaddap You Face. (Joe Dolce)
Brownies - Girls Just Want to have Fun. (Cyndi Lauper)
Eco Group - Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth. (Sparks)
Walking Group - Walking on Sunshine. (Katrina & the Waves)
Contemporary Communion - Heaven is a Place On Earth. (Belinda Carlisle)
Rainbows - Chasing Rainbows. (Shed Seven)
Line dancing - Achy Breaky Heart. (Billy Ray Cyrus) or (more to the point) Why? (Bronski Beat)
Badminton - Breathless. (Jerry Lee Lewis)
Craft Daft - Careless Hands. (Des O'Connor)
Trips - Day Tripper / Ticket to Ride. (Beatles)
Look who's coming to dinner - Oh No! (Commodores)
And for the whole congregation: a little help from my friends (Beatles)
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